Coasting Through Summer

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As I sit here watching Mr. Etsy Detective watch game one of the Stanley Cup Finals, the excitement is palpable. 

His beer, in this sticky DC heat, is beading...The drops break away from the glass and accelerate towards our antique trunk...THEY...COULD...GO...ALL...THE...WAY!!!! Boy do we need some decent coasters...

Cue Pinnacle Patchworks, comin' atcha from Clayton, GA.  I love these coasters. The fabric is perfect (-ly absorbent) for a summer coffee table composition. And the bowl, while most certainly not cereal safe, is going to give you a much-desired pop of color, as the 'zines are wont to say.

Set of four coasters and small basket.  $20.

Large Basket. $25. 

Etsy Detective for Curio Road: Laalee

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Wedding jewelry is tough. Do you begrudgingly respect tradition and go with Aunt Judith’s pink pearls?  Or stay on-trend and wind up looking like an Aztec warrior fresh from his local 50 Shades fan gathering.  Imagine those photo’s twenty years down the line. No regrets. Nope, not one bit…

 

Personally, I don’t think you can go wrong with pretty. And these Laalee aquamarine earrings are the prettiest little things I ever did see.  I wish I could get married all over again just so I could wear them as my ‘something new+blue.’ I can see it now…

 ~~Dream Sequence Commencing~~

Mr. Etsy Detective and I are freshly post-vows, hamming it up for the photographer and running in slow motion through a field of tall grass/wildflowers/puppies, these beautiful blue babies glinting in some hazy Instagram light…And, SCENE.

(Disclaimer: Mr. ED says no matter how pretty the earrings are, he will not be running through any fields with me to satisfy my latent wedding part deux fantasies. Sigh.)

 

Laalee Aquamarine Earrings. $28. Curio Road.

Etsy Detective for Curio Road-The Incredible Bipedal-ble Bungee Bag

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Ever notice the woman on the sidewalk looking like a Himalayan sherpa? Purse, gym bag, lunch cooler, yoga mat, bundle of pelts…whatever. A girl can get weighed down.

Enter Po Campo’s Umber Pilsen Bungee Bag.  Weather resistant, reflective and downright attractive, the bag comes with its own built-in bungee cords for secure attachment to your two wheeler.  Even better? The design.  I love a good piece of waxed cotton canvas. Always have, always will.

Now I just need to shake the rust off that vintage Schwinn cruiser I spent months locating but never ride because I live at the top of a hill and hit the road in streamlined style with my incredible bipedal-ble bungee bag!

Po Campo Pilsen Bungee Bag. $65. Curio Road.

Etsy Detective For Curio Road: Leatherwraps Indian Sun Leather Bangles

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As a new mom, my style has become, shall we say, relaxed.  I’m rocking ‘ombre’ hair, a ‘natural’ face, and jeans so distressed they need a tissue.

So it makes me giddy to find accessories that elevate an outfit without a whole lot of effort.  Stormy Baker’s leather bangles in Indian Sun check this box for me.  You get a wrist full of delicate leather bangles in two thirds of my favorite color combination- white, camel and gold.  Pair the bangles with a slouchy white tee, white jeans and a killer tan and you’ve got  yourself a nice little Saturday.

Indian Sun Leather Bangles. $23. Leatherwraps for Curio Road.

At the end of my rainbow

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Christmas, Halloween and Easter get all the play when it comes to child-friendly holidays, but a sleeper celebration is out there, biding its time in a tidy little bed of four leaf clovers. (Editors note: my wedding calligrapher "farmed" four leaf clovers in her backyard. Not my preferred way to break the tedium, but hey...)

Mama Bean executed these sleeper celebrations beautifully,  and when we were little, my siblings and I would wake up each St. Patricks Day to a scene straight out of Lilliput. Leprechauns had visited my room in the middle of the night, and they had left their stuff everywhere. Tiny tea sets. A dinette with breakfast half-eaten. Slept-in sheets in miniature. It was magical and mischievous and awesome, and amidst their mess the leprechauns left little satchels of chocolate coins.

Todays finds will elevate your parental game to JV holiday all-star. Tiny furniture of the non-Lena Dunham varietal could occupy a window sill. A kaleidoscope of nano-candy might park itself in a sneaker. Before an evening of hijinks can commence, a leprechaun's gotta eat. A tiny Irish breakfast is a predictable but satisfying choice. Finally, if you are looking to blow some pre-adolescent minds, go full-on terrarium.

People say parenting is about the little things, and this one particular little thing was so big that this excited little girl is blogging about it 25 years later. Slow clap, mom.

Retro furniture. $20. Lynne+Marie. 

Candy curiosity jars. 3 for $20.  Starfirewire.

Teeny tiny Irish breakfast. $20. Petite Creation Miniatures.

Live moss terrarium. $45. Gypsy Raku.

Hello, Sailor

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"Guard the sailors tossing" is inscribed on a piece of driftwood that dangles off our garden shed at Le Cape. Its also a lyric in literally the only hymn I know, thanks to the after-dusk sermons and compulsory post-"get your worship on" ice cream trips of summertime nondenominational chapels.

So even if you pushed yourself a little too far into the wind, don't know a jibe from your jib, or sometimes think that great big ocean could just swallow you right up, these salty little finds will strip you of that invisible "Hello! I'm Landlubber" nametag you've been sporting down at the docks.

Sailboat Technical Diagram. $15. Vintage and Nostalgia.

"Regatta" Original Oil Painting. $100. Carol Schiff Studio.

Sympathy Card. $4. Crumple and Toss.

Spotlight: Grey Goods

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Quick post this morning, because the Baby Bean is rustling in his Bean Cave, but Portland designer Grey Goods requires little superfluous musing on my part. Whatever mind hath sprung a forest green and orange clutch in waxed cotton with a leather tassle deserves the Nobel Prize for Kickass Autumn Accessories.

Forest Green/Orange Waxed Canvas Clutch. $68.

Plaid Clutch. $55. 

Three Fine Mice

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Aside from Etsy, I am an admitted Pinterest addict. And home on maternity leave with Baby Bean, I have become the pinning equivalent of a Tommy gun. I mourn for my parents poor inbox, who have unwittingly saved their settings to 'Email me when someone you follow pins something new." Can you defriend your own kid? I digress.

The point is, in one of my most recent pinning frenzies, I stumbled on these bad boys, and of course, all roads lead to Etsy. I love these meeces to pieces. 

Johana, the Chilean artist who brings these ROUS's to life (Rodents Of Unusual Style-Princess Bride, anyone?) creates each critter by hand from merino wool and procures their outfits from some magical mouselet (I googled what baby mice were called, so what?) department store. Her shop, Felting Dreams, has an adorable army for you to nibble on.

Wool Mice. $50-$70. Felting Dreams

Hong Kong Phooey

Greetings Etsy lovers, its feeling like Fall here in our Nation's Capital which means that yours truly can break out her strongest seasonal wardrobe. You read that correctly, I am autumnally awesome, born to layer, and have the waxed cotton, flannel and corduroy to prove it. 

Julius Seester asked me a while back if I had seen any good bags around lately, and aside from J. Crew's forest green leather hobo, I was really at a loss for recommendations. I'm at a loss no more, and coming at 'cha all the way from Hong Kong we have Hidden Gem Studio and their made-to-order leather treasure. While I've only featured one of their pieces today, check out the shop if you are looking for other styles, including some lovely matte black leather and a jaunty little camel envelope clutch. 

Brown Leather Double Strap Bag-Long Handle. $240. Hidden Gem Studio.

Betsy Ross-ified

[Photo credit: Jamie Schwaberow for The New York Times]

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Spurred on by September 11th and the head-explodingly patriotic extravaganza that is the Springsteen concert I'll be attending on Friday night, today's finds are inspired by our Stars and Stripes. 

I've loved the American flag bookshelf above since I first saw it in The New York Times about a year ago, and if the tag sale gods are kind, someday I'll have enough books to complete it. Luckily, Jaysworld Vintage Book Decor has a little starter kit for this kind of kitsch.

Up next, this backgammon-inspired men's accessory case by EWMcCall is positively SHARP. Guys, even if you don't pack like a Gilded Age Robber Baron in a cartload of steamer trunks, this would fit nicely as a display case on a dresser.

Finally, I love hoop art, and mean to start a little collection for some lonely wall (to add to my 800 other well-meaning but fictitious collections of the future.) Make Betsy Ross proud and lie to your friends about your stitching prowess.

Patriotic 8 Book Collection. $39. Jaysworld Vintage Book Decor.

Backgammon Inspired Accessory Case. $40. EWMcCall.

American Flag Hoop Wall Art. $45. Trash Can Diva.

S is for Seersucker

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Greetings friends! Apologies for being MIA, but as I wrote my last post on August 7, little did I know that Baby Bean was en route to this big blue marble we call home. And, yes, it has taken me one month, hundreds of diapers and approximately four  hours of sleep to muster the brain power to return to my lovely little bloggie pet. 

In honor of this most excellent little Bean (with some perfect monogramming initials- WBW- if I do say so myself), I bring to you today some fantastic swim shorts for the baby gentleman in your life. I've always preferred my main men to rock shorter-than-average inseams, and Welch Elements will customize and monogram these mini Chubbies for you in aqua, navy, lime or red. 

Seersucker shorts. $18. Welch Elements.

Ready to Burst

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The theme today: bubbles. Due-Day is officially here, and still no sign of Baby Bean. So in his absence (and to reflect my current state of physical well-being) I bring to you some bubbalicious finds.

Our first find is a work of art, and completely incompatible with chandelier-swinging. Seriously, do not touch. Eye-catching and invisible at the same time, this ethereal fixture could liven the stuffiest of spaces. Its the Glinda the Good Witch of home decor.

Next up, your design aesthetic has to be pretty well locked-up to make this work. I'm thinking an urban-rustic Stockholm loft that elevates a spare bulb on a cord to the beauty you see in the picture above. Ja, baby.

Lastly, I admittedly have a thing for Edison bulbs, and its an dangerous habit to maintain. HOWEVER, if you have the means, I highly recommend picking it up. Instead of being blinded literally by an incandescent or blinded figuratively by a compact flourescent, the Edison nixes that surface-of-the-sun vibe and lets you see a fixture in all its glory. The glass globe above is entirely deserving of that beautiful bulb.

Bubble Chandelier. $450-$1,450. Pelle Shop.

Flashy Red Pendant Lighting. $75. Hibernation Restoration.

Glass Globe Pendant. $118. Lucent Lampworks.

Etsy Dream Closet: The Rich Girl's Uniform

I'm a morning television junkie. While Good Morning America was my go-to staple for a while (call me, Josh Elliott ; ) I grow tired of their Dancing with the Stars promotional activites and Nancy Grace bitch sessions. Of late, the new CBS format with Charlie Rose is a little more my speed. As for NBC's Today Show,  I value your time too much to get myself started on that abomination.

Now you might be asking yourself, what do morning shows have to do with today's ultra-cool finds? GMA's Lara Spencer recently did a segment highlighting the "rich girl's uniform": white, camel and gold. I've never heard it called that before, but doggone it, she's right. So today, in honor of Lara's genius, toss on some wide leg white trousers, an oversized gold watch and some camel cashmere, and hitch a ride on the nearest Hinckley picnic boat you can find.

White Pinstripe Trouser. $45. Mother's Daughter.

Cognac Ipad Case/Clutch. $99. Origami Leather.

Gold Infinity Ring. $266. Seababe Jewelry.

Leather Wap Watch. $69. Alfresco Unique Group.

Party Pops

[Photo and recipe courtsey of Endless Simmer]

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Apologies for the slow posting as of late. I'm 38 weeks pregnant, "in the window" as they say, and am finding it hard to motivate (or get out of the prone position for that matter). One benefit of spending so much time in and out of a hormone haze? The dreams! Last night I dreamt that I gave birth to Baby Bean, and he immediately began commenting on how unfair it was that Opie and Boo are indoor kitties. Thanks, kid.

More relevant to this blog, I dreamt that I was planning my wedding again and as a passed dessert we had gourmet boozy popsicles with custom sticks. Oh, the wild fantasies of a design lunatic. The sticks could be handwritten or laser engraved, perhaps with a pretty calligraphy quote  that reveals itself as the pop disappears. Beyond weddings, how fun/tortuous would a gender reveal party be with custom popsicles?! I digress.

So today, inspired by the Watermelon Mojito Popsicle featured on Endless Simmer, please consider indulging my little preggo fantasy at your next party. Oh look, Time Four Circle has some Rainbow Popsicle Sticks  just itching to be dipped.

If you are looking for an Etsy engraver, Phoenix Laser Engraving offers 100 Custom Popsicle Sticks  for $32.

Etsy Dream Closet: Endless Summer

French bikini. Greek Sandals. Aussie tunic. Today's finds take you around the world in five clicks. Like Wingnut chasing the endless summer, you too should catch (and hopefully not release) these perfect summer staples.

Here's how I see this going down. Me: Wearing a one-of-a-kind vintage bikini, gladiator sandals and a borderline translucent tunic with a couple of seed bracelets and remnants of a kabbalah fascination snaking their way up my wrist. I'm riding a forest green Schwinn Breeze, and have my giant straw clutch propped in a handlebar basket next to a San Pellegrino Aranciata and a fistful of Zinnia's. You: Mouth agape in envy. That should do it.

Indigo and Gold Seed Bracelet/Anklet. $18. Call of Earth.

Vintage French Bikini. $165. Hemlock Vintage.

Greek Leather Sandal.$54. TopShoes. 

Beach Tunic. $63. Perpetual One.

Large Straw Clutch. $25.50. Emma's July.

Brooklyn Fairytale

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Amy Richardson of Little Hip Squeaks has a great thing going.  This shop sprung from pregnancy boredom and a desire to "create something unique for my son that reflected my style -- bright colors, fun, geometric patterns, organic and eco friendly materials." After months of trying to convince her husband that she needed to quit her day job, Little Hip Squeaks hit it big, and is buzzing along out of their Brooklyn apartment as Amy's own little hip squeak snoozes in the next room.

Like Mox from Varsity Blues once said so astutely, "I DON'T WANT. YOUR LIFE." Except I do Amy, I very much do.

I think Amy's work speaks for itself, but as a style-conscious mother-to-be, she has really rocked my world (and possibly accessed my most latent desires?) with the orange dachshund beanie. At 36 weeks today, I'm starting to have very real visions of a tragically hip Baby Bean in this hat, flannel, Ray Bans, and a candy cigarette (are those even legal anymore?) tucked behind his minature ear.

Chevron Receiving Blanket. $42.80.

Hat and Bib Set. $49.65.

Step in Line: RopedIN by Clay Mohrman

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Happy Friday everyone, today I'd like to introduce a very special shop on The Etsy Detective, RopedIN by Clay Mohrman. Clay is currently studying at art school in London, and from his perfectly coiffed anglophile head sprung an idea for some to DIE for wedding decor: custom rope signs and art.

The rope is dipped in apoxy, formed, and dried according to whatever parameters you are looking for. At my own summer wedding, Clay surprised us with the above navigational beacon and a pair of interlocking hearts. Signs have become a huge part of the DIY wedding industrial complex, but these bad boys will inspire a special kind of envy from even the craftiest of brides.

While Clay has thus far focused exclusively on weddings, I don't see why similar creations couldn't be perfectly repurposed for a baby nursery or summer cottage. I'm thinking neon in rope for the hipster munchkin in your life or the family name in an entry way.

Wedding This Way Sign. $110.

Rope Hearts (Pair). $50.

Midas Touch

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What better way to celebrate our nation's birthday than to recognize the reason anyone came here in the first place? Gold. Misguided as that faithful trip may have been, this particular periodic element has moved mountains, started wars and put American Apparel on the theme party map. 

I'm sitting here daydreaming where gilded kitchen accessories might work, and my mind unfairly drifts to Donald Trump and Kris Jenner feeding eachother some ungodly squid ink and gold leaf dish at Dorsia (nobody goes there anymore). Then I snap to it and remember that there is nothing that warms a space (or skin...or wardrobe...) more than a little Midas touch.

Today's finds are a mix of vintage and new, and each one would make a beautiful gift (for me, just think about it). So bask in their glow for a moment and then rack your brain over who might be able to use some glasses with the numbers 8-3-2 on them.

Gold Zag Tray - $98 and Gold Paper Bowl - $68. Up in the Air Somewhere.

Mid-Century Low Ball Glasses. $15. FindingMEVintage.

Vintage French Cannister Set. $54. Le Box Shop.

The Bees Knees

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While my new colorist would disagree, I am usually of the opinion that less is more. My once honey tresses are now bordering platinum, and I look like a Playboy Bunny that's been kicked out of the mansion for getting knocked up. What does this have to do with a cartoon bee? Well today I exercized some restraint (ahem), found one item that I love, and am sharing it with you.

Which brings me to our jaunty little friend here. Made by HawkGerber, Ink, I'm in love with this love note. Plus, its G-rated enough to give to just about anyone. Mom, husband, grocery bagger, political candidate; I wish I could make it rain with these cards. Also, the Bees Knees is the name of a delicious Prohibition-era honey and gin cocktail, so you really can't go wrong here.

Moral: You can never be too blonde or have too many perfect love notes lying around.

Letterpress card. $5. HawkGerber, Ink

One of These Things is Not Like the Other

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Mr. Etsy Detective has a change jar (magnum wine bottle), where he claims there are hundreds, perhaps THOUSANDS(!), of dollars in change, all saved up for Baby Bean's college fund. While I appreciate his enthusiasm, my estimate is that there may be $50, tops, in the bottle.

If you too believe in the power of the almighty penny and think high interest savings accounts are for sissies, I hope you'll enjoy today's finds. I love piggy banks, and these mostly vintage change-eaters. I threw the lion in for diversity, and I will tolerate no anti-porcine sentiments on this blog.

Brass Piggy Bank. $38. Buffalo Winter.

When Pigs Fly Piggy Bank. $38.99. Shabby Crabby. 

Mexican Orange Piggy Bank. $25. Plain Jane Pottery.

Vintage Cast Iron Lion Bank. $92. The Fancy Lamb.